Why Your Movers Secretly Love or Hate Certain Items
Movers are professionals. At Big John’s Moving, we lift, carry, wrap, and stack with precision and a smile. But let’s be honest—some items are a joy to move, and others… well, let’s just say they test our patience (and our lower backs). If you’ve ever wondered why your movers secretly love or hate certain items-read on.
Movers Love These Items:
- Uniform, Stackable Boxes
These are the golden retrievers of moving: friendly, reliable, and always do what they’re told. They stack like Jenga blocks, ride like a dream, and don’t surprise us by spontaneously exploding on the stairs. Want us to weep tears of joy? Label them “Books – Heavy!” so we can mentally prepare. - Pre-Disassembled Furniture
A disassembled table is like a gift from the Moving Gods. Nothing says “I respect your spine” quite like pre-removed legs and bagged-up screws. You did your homework, and we salute you. - Lightweight, Sealed Containers (That Don’t Make Noise)
Bins full of seasonal clothes? Bins full of loose change, live batteries, and 47 pens with no caps? That’s how you summon chaos (and possibly a small fire).
Movers Hate These Items (But We’ll Still Move Them)
- Fish Tanks
Glass box. Slippery bottom. Sloshing water. If you leave the fish in, we’ll have an accidental aquarium tour on the highway. Pro tip: Fish don’t like road trips. Neither do we—when they’re in the back seat. - Packed Garbage Bags
Is it trash? Is it your winter wardrobe? A cursed bowling ball collection? We’ll never know. What we do know is: they rip, they leak, and they never stack. Moving them feels like playing Jenga… blindfolded… during a windstorm. - Pianos
Graceful in a concert hall, but in a stairwell? A vengeful beast with 88 teeth. And let’s not forget: it only takes one bad angle to start a full-blown, furniture-based Tetris meltdown. - Loose Items That Roll or Slide
Carrying 12 rogue brooms and curtain rods down a hallway is the closest we’ll ever get to being in a slapstick comedy. And don’t even get us started on rolling suitcases that develop a mind of their own halfway down the ramp. - Plants. Giant, Branchy Plants.
At Big John’s Moving, we love your love for greenery, but moving a six-foot palm is like wrestling a leafy octopus. It pokes, it sheds, and if we had a dollar for every time someone whispered, “Please don’t damage its spirit,” we’d be rich enough to retire from moving plants altogether.
Moving Tip: If it wiggles, leaks, rolls, or requires an emotional support group to lift, it’s probably in our “not-so-favorite” column. But rest assured—we’ve seen it all, moved it all, and lived to laugh about it.
The Bottom Line
At Big John’s Moving, we move it all with care, strength, and the occasional muttered joke about your collection of lava lamps—but that doesn’t mean we don’t have favorites. Want to make your movers’ day? Ditch the mystery bags, empty the fish tank, and consider leaving the grand piano to the professionals.
We’ll treat every item—beloved or bizarre—with the respect it deserves.
